“Follow the yellow brick road of social media… Actually, no, scratch that.
It’s not a yellow brick road anymore. It’s more like a treadmill that keeps speeding up but never actually goes anywhere.
But hey! I’m on it. And so are you. So let’s at least pretend we’re having fun.”
Here’s your modern life invitation to join me across the digital carnival:
Instagram (for curated highlights of reality)
YouTube (for the longer, shinier distractions)
Facebook (for uncles arguing in the comments)
Bluesky (for the feeling of early Twitter but with fewer racist billionaires breathing on your neck)
It’s a quick hi-hi, but also a please-please, come find me, follow me, like me, validate me, and maybe, just maybe, together we can stare into the endless scroll and laugh before it swallows us whole.
See you there?
Or here?
Or everywhere all at once?
